Everyone is a fruit.
More about me! :D
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- rest of the world: why
- japan: why the fuck not
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the awkward moment when this is on my dash but i have to reblog because i go to school with these two. c:
Same here. I dug for it.
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codg submitted:
Found in an old Irish Catholic Schoolbook.
All non-baptized babies should be tossed in the garbage - so sayeth the lord!
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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever
An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.
Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
I am literally in tears
(Source: vriskuh)
